When you’re lacking signs of affective expression, here’s something to smile about (not that we expect you to).
Sarcasm. Served extra dry. Minty with an herbal twist. Eucalyptus / Peppermint / Lemongrass.
100% Vegan. Stain-free. Non-toxic. Cruelty-Free. No Parabens. No Phthalates.
• Saves you from conversations you don’t want to be a part of
• Laugh lines? Never heard of ‘em
• Helps to keep you from losing your sh*t when someone tells you to “smile more”
Sodium Bicarbonate, Citric Acid, Magnesium Sulfate (Epsom salt), Fragrance (Parfum), Olea Europaea (Olive) Fruit Oil, Water (Aqua/Eau), Synthetic Fluorphlogopite, Polysorbate 80. May Contain/Peut Contenir (+/-): Titanium Dioxide (CI 77891), Iron Oxide (CI 77491), Tin Oxides (CI 77861), Yellow 5 Lake (CI 19140), Yellow 6 Lake (CI 15985), Blue 1 Lake (CI 42090), Red 40 Lake (CI 16035).
WEIGHT & DIMENSIONS
6 oz. 4x4x1 in.
*Since this product is handmade, colors may vary slightly.