Cosmic Dealer is a group of modern women curious about ancient health rituals: in pursuit of niche wellness products that actually work. They are sceptics, label-readers and research nerds with unrelenting curiosity. Their hero product is our 100% copper Tongue Cleaner. Because they haven’t gone a day without scraping in 10 years.
This is not your average industrial, basic, pedestrian ‘chocolate’: it’s REAL CACAO, a superfood for the bold, the brave, and for those who don’t mix well with the mainstream.
Cosmic Dealer created this Dark Cacao Chocolate because they are obsessed with 100% cacao. It’s beautiful bitterness is the only thing that ever helped the stay away from sugar. They also wanted variety so they combined it with the benefits of Ayurvedic spices and adaptogens.
Cacao is eaten slowly, with intention. It usually takes 7-14 days to finish a tablet.
IT’S THE BEST BECAUSE:
No sugar or sweeteners
Heirloom strain, ceremonial-grade quality
No cheap cacao butter added
Handcrafted in micro batches
Sustainably and ethically sourced
A free Cosmic Card in each box
ABOUT COSMIC DEALER’S BOTANICAL MIXES:
HERBAL CHAI + ROSE: Warm & Open
Herbal Chai is a warming Ayurvedic mix that includes cardamom, cloves, star anise, and a sprinkling of cinnamon. There is no tea / caffeine in our Chai mix. Rose is known in Ayurvedic tradition as a spiritual heart-opener.
The chai intensifies the power of the cacao, while the sprinkling of rose petals provide moments of lightness on the palette.